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May 26
2010

"Kill the Boer" Condoms joke

Posted by thenack in world cup. fifa , wereldbeker , thenack , snakes , safety , poisonous snakes , lion atack , football

thenack

It seems the tourists have been well warned about the dangours on South African streets. Machete...mashiti..."PANGA" gangs roaming the streets, killing young people for the illegal trade in human body parts, for muti. Obviously the genocidal nature of the killing of ET added the oportunity for machet..meche..."PANGA" gangs to also kill older people for fun.
 
Another extreme danger to tourists are the poisonous snakes (see barmans post).

While the machet..michet..."PANGA" gangs have been killing of  the worst of the snakes in the streets, this remains a real danger, especially to the novice running away from the gangs, not looking where he is going.
 
It is also well know that British football fans like to "dine out", as a manner of speaking, and engage in some prostitution. This brings with it the chance of AIDS, and don't forget, when you are in the prostitutes grass hut you are also at risk of Malaria, especially down in Cape Town.

So what to do about all these dangours at the Fifa world Cup?

TO ALL BRITISH TOURISTS, the Don't kill me I am not a BOER t shirt is not enough:




But Don't Despair, there is a solution!! Yeah


There is a solution that will keep you safe from mac..."panga" gangs, snakes, AIDS and Malaria ------> The FULL BODY KEVLAR CONDOM!

 

This device wil greatly enhace your safety on your dangerous mission to the Fifa world cup. However please note, Kevlar boots not included in picture, and the FULL BODY KEVLAR CONDOM  is not not "Lion attack proof", so still be on the lookout when leaving the safety of your hotel or Soccer Stadium. Onsale NOW

Apr 16
2010

Sokker Wereldbeker Fotos en Inligting

Posted by thenack in wereldbeker , thenack , south africa , photos , info , football , FIFA

thenack

Yo

HEre are some awesome pics of the world cup stadiums. I have seen the one in Nelspruit, GIANT GIRAFFES serve as pillars, amazing. 1 Hours drive from the Kruger Park, watch your football and go see some animals. I also saw the one in Durban from a boat at see at 4 in the morning, it is AMAZING!. It dwarves Kingspark totally, you should go see it even if you don't have tickets for a game.



What many people don't know yet is that most of the fans will be watching the games at "fanparks" Giant screens will be showing the games so that people can watch it together. This should also be a lot of fun as "fanparks" will have beer. Nuf said......here are the locations.

Most of the fanparks are located around the top tourist destinations, mainly Western Cape and Gauteng, but I think one of the coolest holidays ever will be visiting all of the fanparks, you will have the best time ever. They are located in the best spots!

If you know somebody from the oversees, pass this along









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