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Aug 01
2011

Hamsters are not so smart...

Posted by thenack in thenack , passive , money , joke , income , funny , cash

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Mar 10
2011

A Good Joke about the Poor Hot Girl

Posted by thenack in thenack , joke , hotgirl , funny

thenack

A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'
And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!' And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car..
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair of the same.'
The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'

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Aug 11
2010

Kaballas se klas foto

Posted by thenack in thenack , joke

thenack

Jy weet mos daai laaitie? Die een in die klas wat die juffrou nooit wil vra nie want hy vloek altyd of iets? Party grappe noem hom klein jannie, ander noem hom kaballas...ja daai klein wetter. As jy nie weet nie hier is 'n voorbeel: Die juffrou vra die klas om sinne te maak met die letters van die alfabet van A en so an. Regduer van A af is klein jannie se hand op, maar juffrou weet mos wat kom. Sy vra hom nie, sy kan met elke letter aan 'n vloekwoord dink. Toe sy by Z kom dink sy dit is seker veilig en sy vra hom, "jannie wat is sin?", en hy se "Juffrou, 'n zebra het 'n lang piel en ek wou dit al by P gese het" As jy ooit gewnder het hoe hy lyk, die juffrou het die klas gevra om snaakse gesigte te trek vir 'n foto, kyk of jy vir jannie kan spot?jannie-joke-klein
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Jul 07
2010

Tokyo Drrrifft baby

Posted by thenack in thenack , joke , funny

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barbie-car-tokyo-drift

Tokyo Drift, you can't do it in a Barby car.

Jun 02
2010

Funny Foods

Posted by thenack in weird food , thenack , joke , funny , candy

thenack

A Collection of unfortunate food experiences

1 Porky poopers, ahhwww that sounds cute until you realise, it's pig shit sweets



2 Mokey pee, full of vitamin oooh haaah aaghg ooh haa





3 this is reaaly troubeling to me, pop a bay in the oven and roast seriously WTF




4 lighthouse candy, unfortunate coincidence or deviant mind?



5 Clown meat, yeah you guest it, it tastes funny




Unicorn in a can, destroy childhood fantacies one byte at a time





































May 21
2010

A Sexy lesson in Perspective

Posted by thenack in wors , thenack , tanned , sexy , joke , funny , buns , ass

thenack

 Nice tanned bunns?

Weird sex muesuem prop from the Netherlands?

Scroll down to get a lesson in perspective.





































May 05
2010

SA Politics Explained

Posted by powachair in Zooms , winnie , toilets , special needs , Showerhead , satirical , satire , political satire , political humour , Mamparra , malema , julius , Julicious , joke , Jakes , humour , humor , housing , Government , funny , Freedom of Expression , fraud , disease , corruption , challenged

powachair

SA Politics Explained

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

Feb 23
2010

The Malema Suicides nr 1

Posted by thenack in thenack , poepol , julius malema , joke , hypocrite , hope , funny , bunny suicides

thenack

We can only hope, but giving his tendency for sleeping around like uncle Zuma, I thought the bunny comparason was rather apt.
Please look at the other suicides here and here

Feb 19
2010

Joke Friday

Posted by thenack in thenack , sex , joke , flying , africa

thenack

I find this joke truly funny and the fact that is so South African makes it even funnier to me (it is a very old joke but I am sure not many of you have heard it)
Anyone who once was a teenage boy or who remember the more conservative days of the old South Africa will probably enjoy this. (This joke should actually be told because it kind of needs a bad Afrikaans accent to work, but use your imagination)



Now back in the day when condoms first "came out", here in South Africa it was a very sensiteve topic. You wouldn't see them in the store like you do know. For all practical puposes it would be like having a rabit vibrator next to the toothpaste. Frowned upon. Now this one young afrikaans boy heard rumours. Kondoom, ongelooflik. Jy hoef niks te worry nie. All his friends were telling him about this magical device. Now one day he decided it was time to find out for himself. If sex could be less dangerous than he was taught by his parents, he had to find out.
Now if you don't speaks too many english, kondoom could very easily be translated to "kandoom". Sounds about right. So off he went to the indian general dealer (the spar didn't have kandooms). The thing is , you had to ask, they kept them in the back. So of he went and asked the gentleman, " Can I have one kandoom please". The shopkeeper obviously heard "can doom" and asked him if he needed it for crawling in~sekts or flying in~sekts, to which the boy promptly replied, " NO!! just normal sekts please"



















Oct 23
2007

Joke with a spoon

Posted by thenack in WTF , thenack , sppon , realy funny , LOL , LMAO , joke , hilarious , funny

thenack

Ok I got this in my e-mail, but I thoght it was pretty funny so here goes.

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