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Aug 01
2011

Hamsters are not so smart...

Posted by thenack in thenack , passive , money , joke , income , funny , cash

thenack

Apr 12
2011

Vodacom Giggles

Posted by Str8_T in Vodacom , funny , Facebook , Colour , advert

Str8_T

I was doing some late night reserach and just before I logged out of Facebook my eye landed on a Vodacom add. After reading all the Vodacom colour change debates, I found the pathetic add quite funny.

Mar 22
2011

Religions Compared

Posted by thenack in thenack , religion , funny

thenack





Mar 10
2011

A Good Joke about the Poor Hot Girl

Posted by thenack in thenack , joke , hotgirl , funny

thenack

A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'
And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!' And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car..
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair of the same.'
The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'

poor-girl-in-tattered-clothing 

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Feb 28
2011

Oprah and Tom Cruize in Battle to Controll Scientology

Posted by thenack in tom cruize , thenack , streetfighter , scientology , Oprah , iluminati , funny , blanca

thenack

After dabling in scientology for so long, it is no wonder that Tom Cruise has become a bit of a weirdo, ...al sy kallers is nie op die plaas nie.
Informants in the scientology circles have let it slip that there is a power struggle between the forces of darkness, with the illuminati (oprah) on the one side, and the scientologists (Tommy chips for brains) on the other. My money is on Tom Cruise, with that vacant smile it has long been clear that is a mere vessel for a hidden plasenta craving overlord.

 tom_cruise_oprah

Vat so Oprah jou dae is getel

If You Think You are Beaten

If you think you are beaten, you are. If you think you dare not, you don't. If you'd like to win but think you can't, It's almost certain you won't.
Life's battles don't always go To the stronger or faster man, But sooner or later, the man who wins Is the man who thinks he can.


Walter D. Wintle


Enjoy
TheNacK

Aug 03
2010

the Reason Star Trek Never Got Somewhere...

Posted by thenack in Windows , thenack , start trek , star ship enterprise , funny , blue screen

thenack

data 

The reason why it feels like startrek goes on forever and ever. They were on the phone with teck support.

 demotivational-peer

 Be Motivated, Make Money

 theNack







Jul 07
2010

Tokyo Drrrifft baby

Posted by thenack in thenack , joke , funny

thenack

barbie-car-tokyo-drift

Tokyo Drift, you can't do it in a Barby car.

Jun 03
2010

Top 5 Bizarre Toys

Posted by thenack in WTF , vibrator , top 5 weird toys , top 5 , thenack , hitler , funny , dol

thenack

In at nr 5

The WII fit horse pregnacy ..... thing, "dady can I have a pony" "Yes dear, but first you will have to learn to feed it, and brush it and check if she's pregnant. K?"




At nr 4

The WTF scary troll centipede ....I don't even know what to call this but if your child wants one I think you should worry...



At nr 3

Not for kids, for dogs, but the doggy hump sex toy is, well, what it is. Something killer can hump instead of your motherinlaws leg. I don't get why it resembles a four legged duck though? Make it fluffy....




At nr 2

Wait for it, wait for it, waaaait, jip you saw it didn't you? Puppy dolls and barby dolls and fluffy bunnies and a VIBRATOR? WTF stamp of approval right there.




and the winner at nr 1

Action figure of the century, if you are a right wing mass murdering Jew hating leader of the Nazis, the almost life sized Hitler Doll. Yeees it is a Hitler doll. ???????? double WTF with pepper gas on top.



More from TheNacK

Digital terrorism aimed at the world cup
3D TV and the world cup

Those Racist Tendencies
Kill the Boer Condoms   (A blog every Soccer World Cup tourist should read, and every South African will find hilarious)

Jun 02
2010

Funny Foods

Posted by thenack in weird food , thenack , joke , funny , candy

thenack

A Collection of unfortunate food experiences

1 Porky poopers, ahhwww that sounds cute until you realise, it's pig shit sweets



2 Mokey pee, full of vitamin oooh haaah aaghg ooh haa





3 this is reaaly troubeling to me, pop a bay in the oven and roast seriously WTF




4 lighthouse candy, unfortunate coincidence or deviant mind?



5 Clown meat, yeah you guest it, it tastes funny




Unicorn in a can, destroy childhood fantacies one byte at a time





































May 21
2010

A Sexy lesson in Perspective

Posted by thenack in wors , thenack , tanned , sexy , joke , funny , buns , ass

thenack

 Nice tanned bunns?

Weird sex muesuem prop from the Netherlands?

Scroll down to get a lesson in perspective.





































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