Or perhaps a more accurate title would be: I, Computer Program. But wait, let me explain:

Yo, Saffas! Did you know that there is currently an important local election going on? But don't worry, you foreigners who live here, you don't have to be a holder of the (worthless) green passport to be able to vote in this particular election. In fact, you don't even have to live in South Africa or ever have set your foot on our fair shores as a visitor to cast your vote.