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Joke with a spoon

Posted by: thenack

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Ok I got this in my e-mail, but I thoght it was pretty funny so here goes.

Last night, I went out with some friends to a new restaurant, and noticed  that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It  seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I  noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and  saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.

When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?"
"Well," he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired a consulting firm to
  revamp all our processes. After several months of  analysis, they concluded  that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop  frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are  better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and  save 15 man-hours per shift."

As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with
  his spare. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of  making an extra trip to get it right now." I was impressed!

I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly.
Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging
  from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me,  but can you tell me why you have that string right there?" "Oh, certainly!"
Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant. That consulting
  firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the restroom. By  tying this string to the end of our 'you know what,' we can pull it out  without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the  time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent."

"Hhmmm...After you get it out, how do you put it back?" I asked.

"Well," he whispered, "I don't know how the others do it, but I use the

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written by DBS, October 23, 2007

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