So the Nokia folk, yes Nokia, those people who started making cellular telephones before they were cool, are running a interesting "competition" they invited all blog owning folk to make a mobile app using their app wizard and spread it to the masses.
So this is my impassioned plea to you to please if you know anyone with a Nokia phone (besides me) force them to go download my app or my be forced to pollute mydl with more of my drivelly blog posts (you've been warned)
5 Reason why you must have my app:
- No livestock or pets were harmed (yet) in the production of my app though some cats may be kicked if downloads of my app do not increase soon... here kitty kitty kitty (download my app and save a cat!)
- With the help of my app you can be among the first people to read my content updates and publicly vilify me for my ridiculous opinions! First is always better than not first in my books.
- People who've downloaded my app include such celebrities as me ... and hopefully someone else soon! Join the cool kids and go get your app now
- My app has the lowest carbon footprint of any app on the market. In fact your sighs of derision while reading my content will actually help reverse the effects of greenhouse gases. (I have no scientific evidence to support this but it does seem to make sense to me *nodding*)
- If you don't download my app I may cry *sniff sniff*
So do the right thing click on my banner and download my damn app before I'm forced to send Dissol after you.