Posted by: Echoes on Dec 05, 2011
I have been a good girl (no, really).
What happened at Wolfe’s Christmas Party wasn't my fault. It was Syllable who spiked the punch with too much Fuzzy Navel. I can't help it if I drank 9 glasses. It was so good…smelled and tasted just like pudding.
I thought it was funny when I put Charmed's shoes on my head and danced the funky chicken on the bar stool while singing ‘Last Friday Night’. I didn't mean to break Wolfe's iPhone and don't know why Wolfe would sue me for blowing spit bubbles.
I don't remember calling anyone’s wife a fiery goat - even though that one chick looked like a goat with red eye shadow and green lipstick!
And when I threw up on Charmed's husband's nose, it was only because I ate too much of that haggis.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my golf cart through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a huge hamster and have me arrested for jay walking!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all surprised and shocked. And I'm really not to blame for any of this delicious stuff. Please bring me what I want the most - bail money!
Sincerely and what yours,
Echoes (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 2 bucks!
Alternatively, you can get me these really hot tech toys for Christmas:
1. The Gorilla Pod flexible mini tripod from Orms
This sexy little number wraps around fences, tree branches, etc, has a quick release system and has a bubble level located at the base of the quick release adapter. Nice.
2. The Lomography Diana Mini35mm Petite Noire Camera – also from Orms. It’s quite a nice little bundle and since I’ve been lusting after a Lomography camera forever and a day, it’s a perfect ‘starter kit’.
3. The Aerial7 Tank Storm Purple and Yellow Headphones from Digital Planet.
It’s pretty, delivers best sound for my iPod, iPad and BlackBerry and has a soft, pliable headband for comfortable extended listening. And it’s pretty.
4. Because I have just not bought it yet (for some reason, I always pick it up but never buy it): Mario Kart and Wheel bundle from Toy R Us
5. Finally, I’d really (really) like a new Macbook Air.
Grrrrrrrr….I see you baby. Shakin’ that ass.
Oh, this list will grow as we get closer to 25 December, I’m sure and since I’ve recently made very responsible purchases likes Kaspersky Anti-Virus and a Lexmark Printer that’s SO super doper, it can even wipe my bum, I think I deserve a little playtime.
** I’ve used the ‘Dear Santa Letter Generator’ to create the completely untrue story above. The Fuzzy Navel did not smell and taste like pudding (I’m not too sure about the other stuff).