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My girlfriend kicks my ass

Posted by: andrew69

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Hi, my name is Andrew, and my girlfriend kicks my ass.

There, I said it, what a hefty weight off my shoulders. Its hard for any guy to admit that he sucks at gaming. I'll get a new game and play it for hours and hours on end, honing my skills until I believe that I have mastered it. Then along comes my girlfriend and in two or three tries I can no longer beat her, no matter how hard I try. Be it Mortal Kombat or Gran Tourismo, she simply seems to have a knack for it. Its damn annoying! I think it runs in her family. Her younger brother has swiftly crushed some pretty highly ranked players on without even breaking a sweat.

I reckon her ideal job would be testing new games at Electronic Arts or something. The problem is that as good as she is, she doesn't actually play PS2 or computer games very often, maybe once every 3 or 4 months. Such marvellous talent, squandered!

I suppose at the end of the day, you either have it or you don't, and I clearly don't Anybody want to sponsor me with a PS3 so that I can practice?

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written by Jas, June 21, 2007
I have a similar predicament. My friend's girlfriend kicks my a*s. Repeatedly.

Although there are still those certain games that none of my friends (no matter how much they gang up on me) can beat me in... Mwhaha *sigh* Alas, we play the games I'm good at far less often than the ones I'm not particularly good at...

But at the end of the day, it's just a game, and as long as you've had fun, then who cares what your score is at the end of the day?
written by PattiLain, January 11, 2008
Just one question: what's with the Asian guy and the meat?

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