Hi, my name is Andrew, and my girlfriend kicks my ass.
There, I said it, what a hefty weight off my shoulders. Its hard for any guy to admit that he sucks at gaming. I'll get a new game and play it for hours and hours on end, honing my skills until I believe that I have mastered it. Then along comes my girlfriend and in two or three tries I can no longer beat her, no matter how hard I try. Be it Mortal Kombat or Gran Tourismo, she simply seems to have a knack for it. Its damn annoying! I think it runs in her family. Her younger brother has swiftly crushed some pretty highly ranked players on Battle.net without even breaking a sweat.
I reckon her ideal job would be testing new games at Electronic Arts or something. The problem is that as good as she is, she doesn't actually play PS2 or computer games very often, maybe once every 3 or 4 months. Such marvellous talent, squandered!
I suppose at the end of the day, you either have it or you don't, and I clearly don't Anybody want to sponsor me with a PS3 so that I can practice?