|Yes, eventually you will get bored searching for little snippets online and only view 39 seconds before you consider making your own porn movie.
There are a few things you will need to consider before starting your career on becoming the next PlayBoy guru. Let's take a look:
The title of your movie is very important. This will be the reason people (mostly guys) will watch it. That and the cover. You need to make it catchy without being to explicit.
This isn't really relevant except if you are hoping to get your movie shown on E-TV over the weekend.
A basic porn movie story line skeleton goes something like this:
Well a bedroom is a good place to start. Avoid public places like Church Square in Pretoria. Clifton Beach is also a no-no.
Well since it is your first movie you will need to do with the basics. As the money start rolling in your can go the extra mile and spend more. You will need the following basics:
This is a crucial part of the production. If you have any 70's Whammy guitar tracks then it is a go. If you have no idea what it sound like then listen to the following songs to get an idea of what porno music sounds like:
This is VERY important. When casting the male role you need to decide whether you are going to be a director/actor or just a director.
If you are just going to be a director then you need to search for a male actor. There are several ways you can find one:
Great, if you have done all of the above you now just need to shoot, edit and start marketing your product. How to market your work of art is another science.
Marketing your Porn movie is very similar to marketing Amway, start networking and promoting it to friends and family.
Invite a few friends over for a braai and have the movie playing on the TV in the background. Pretty soon everybody will be gathered in the room watching your amazing movie. What you need to do then is turn it off.
Yes they will be upset, but this is your option to strike. Simply mention that you have few copies and you are willing to part with it for a mere R 99.99.
You can also creat a website and have small previews. Create an online order form with a payment gateway and give your fans the ability to download your creation
So as you can see it is very simple to make your own porn movie.
With the availability and cost effectiveness of digital products I foresee a new era called Porn 2.0. Now the man on the street can become the next Hugh Hefner.
Who knows? It could be you... or OS Giken