Yip. Little Fido is pnly little in stature, not in horny testosterone driven personality. He is humping everything, what are you going to do? Get him his own K9 version of the blow up doll. Yep, the doggy do-it hump toy! Need I say more?


Secondly, as strange sex toys go, I thought the wagging tongue vibrator was quite interesting. Aparently it is specifically for lesbians, which is trange, because people of all sexual orientations have tongues. What they didn't say was if it came with or without a bottle of mouthwash. The white tongue looks like someone who forgot to brush their teeth.


The finally, and I think they should bring this out for Wii, is the body bouncer. If you have weak thighs, but you fancy yourself a cow-girl. You should get one of these. But seriously, don't you think Wii should get this? I guess it could be a nice addition to the bedroom furnature, as they say : its not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean" Well with this sex toy the motion of the ocean will get quite shoppy. remember to take your motion-sickness pill and keep your eyes on the horizon.

What I don't get about this picture, why they used a dead guy?

This device caugth my attention, not because it is so clever, but because it is sooo gonna get you
A. Laughed at
B. Hit over the head by passers by
C. Hit over the head by criminals
D. Get all your other personal belongins stolen, before it is pulled over your head and your laptop is stolen.

This is clearly not a South African product. But still a very nice addition to your wardrobe if you like watching porn in public, but don't other people comenting.

Howdy

At the moment I have the packman top score. So I just thought I would rub it in before somebody starts cheating  again....

People in positions of power should learn responsibility. The presedent should not be having sex with girls half his age, Julius Malema should not be creating the impression that it is fine to hate boere. He is probably too much of a coward himself to kill a old white lady, but he knows the easilly influenced masses will do it. Pretty much Hitlers tacktics. Mass indoctrination.

 

What I found especially interesting is the song Julius Malema sang: "Dubula amabhunu baya raypha" Notice that the word for rape, is a phonetic version of the english word "rape" = "raypha". This strongly suggests that the word did not exist in Zulu, because aparently rape is not recognised as a possibility by black people? Perhaps that explains SA being the world rape champoins. If you don't consider it wrong to force sex on a women, you probably won't have a word for it. Perhaps somebody could try and explain this away?

More like kill old ladies and rape women. Notice the rectal insertion used to torture a 57 year old women. If your kill the boor song was about cowards Julius Malema, then why do you rape and kill elderly people and women and children? Why don't you pick a fight with men of your own age? Because YOU and all people like you are the cowards.




To all black people that can see this and try and justify it, you are just as guilty as the apartheid goverment. Stop that hatefull monster now or have it on your heads.

Well we all know the internet is always right. Right?
And we have all experienced Google autocomplete right? Youknow, as you type a sentence, Google thinks ahead and tries to complete your sentence with the MOST LIKELY sentence.

Well go and try this in Google. IT seems artificial inteligence has been making some giant strides, because if you type in "Julius Malema is a" and push the down key, this is what happens :
I don't really think the AI at google is that smart, I think it is just such a common sentence on the interwebs, that google has picked up on it. Somehow I think "Die antwoord" has somethng to do with it. It is the first time in history that a New Yorker Blogging on clubs in the Big Aplle actually used the word "zef" and "p0-ës" in the same sentence. He probably doesn't even have a qlue what he is actually saying. Just like our good old friend mr Google. But hey, if google calls you a @#$$. You probaly are Julius, you probably are.

Fortunately for Julius Malema, the Pedi language does not have a word for the word D (*) (*) S  ....... wait a minite, what does MALEMA mean?

For more ways to hate Julius Malema:

Malema Suicides1
Malema Suicides2
Julius Malema Jokes


 Chaaaarming isn't he, our Julius

om nom hom nom om    hhmmmmmm cake

One of the main reasons I love south Africa is the beautifull people. Yip, all you scum, lozer, blood sucking murderous sick useless ANC, Nigerian, taxidriving, higjacking tik head Dirk Visser Julius Malema Fu@$%ups get all the attention. But the majority of our people are wonderfull, friendly and full of life.

I had a excellent conversation this moring with our tea lady, telling me she had a problem at home with KOKORASIES. Now for all you peoples from the anglish. That means cockroach in our beautifull mixed up culture. Aparently anyway. She was demonstrating how, while watching TV, she just radomly kept on hitting with the broom there were so many. We had such a good laugh. This is the majority of South Africans, frienly and jovial, and I like it! So I think we should make that our motto for 2010 "NO MORE KOKORASIES!!!!"



As far as the GAME CHEATERS ARE CONCERNED. You are kokorasies, ne. Hoor jille nou vi my. The following pickture are for all the game cheaters.....



If you need some motivation because of all the kokorasies, have a look at this site that sells motivation

House dust mites are microscopic eight-legged creatures that live in vast numbers in warm, moist places like your sofa, curtains and carpets (and your nice snuggely duvet, sexy). They feed on flakes of your skin, fingernails and hair. 

If you could get CSI in every now and then to warn you of any hair or skin particles you could starve them. Vacuuming may help clear up dead dust mites, but the living burrow into fabric and escape being sucked up. Now, the dust mites themselves won’t cause problems to your health, but their body parts and excrement contain an allergenic protein that can cause sneezing, itchy eyes, stuffy nose, breathing problems and asthma. goggakak is sleg vir jou chomma.

To get rid of these unwanted guests:

How to "grow your own"

Bonzai Kitty: This site explains is: "Dedicated to preserving the long lost art of body modification in house pets."



Notice the conformal shaping accelerated through the use of calcium sequestering agent to soften bone structure. After 1 month skull will attain complete conformity to flat surface resulting in the desirable "bonsai kitty" expression.



They go into the details of how to seal of kitty’s anus with super-glue, and how to insert the feeding and breathing tubes.


They also sell everything you need to "bonzai" you own kitten

Go check it out, very informative : Bonzai Kitten

Yip, I still remember those days, the first PC I bought myself. My previous two were a really cheap piece of crap running DOS that my dad got secondhand for me. The second I got from my bursary company, also second hand, and the previous owner basically used it as a place to whipe his snot on. It also did not work very well.
Come the day that PC mag had a front page articel. Why you SHOULD get a 1 GHz processor. Yip. The first Pentium 1GHz processors. I had to have one. For once in my life I would get the best available. I was still a student but was earning a bit through lab assistant and a whole bunch of other weird things. So I got it. Pentium 1GHz with 1GHz ram and a pretty neat video card. 15 inch CRT, bitchin.
PCMAG was right, that was the best PC I ever got, I can stil play quake III Arena on it like a madman (the CRT will kill your eyes though), it has all my photos from varsity. Running smooth, never been formatted or anything.
Now I have a laptop with 4 X better specs that is slow and full of crap. I have a quadcore 3GHz PC with 8GHz ram and a friggen video card with more power than my original PC, and it dies about once a year.
That PC is like the nissan 1400 bakkie of computers, I'll always keep it around, they don't make them like they used to.....