Well, in life you will make mistakes, but if you decide to make the dumbest mistake of your life, try going celibate for however long it takes! I was born again (DUHH) and then there went the entire sex and the freaky positions I had thought up in my head....my head on my neck you freak!

O.K, let's get one thing clear here, no, I do not care what people think...now that we have that out of the way, I would like to share why I have been absent and completely untrue to myself, because my self is under investigation.

Press release:

Well, the others were more focused on my experience, thus the title, but I heard some very disturbing news yesterday, while I was picking the shout box locks, trying to get into the thing that defines me, I was all of a sudden reminded of the news my girlfriend got, her 10 year old nephew was unfortunately raped.......by, wait for it....a 14 year old....wait a little longer.....wait.......BOY!!!

Well, I never thaught I'd say this, but I'm outie for real this time, my personality does not get the appretiation I give to others' personalities...I respect so many people, but the gratuity is not returned! So after my friend Hlakile stabbed me in the back, and all the women on MyDL finally hates me, I guess the long streak of BULLSHIT has finaly come to an end! Hlakile, no, it's not personal, just personal respect..kakakaka

My President (no, not Thabo) told us why he can't be a porn star, I think I can here's why!

I have been following this for weeks now, how Zille and the whole Cape Town communities affected by crime and drugs and gangsterism. The people of SA have clearly had enough, looking at Hlakile's post about the fact that we are all accomplices to murder, we are, we do nothing except complain, and the government loves this.

Well, so in pt.1 you got the teenager affair with porn, now I'm going to talk about the scared fact that almost every  farther in his lifetime will have porn in his house, or will have watched it at a friend's house, and why! I was shocked at the discovery of porn, I mean, he was seeing someone at that time, but not married, they were living together, my father  and his woman at that time, but was he not getting it from her?

Well ladies heres the thing, watching porn will have a sort of after effect on your sex life forever!, And when I mean forever I mean forever! Getting fancy with your wife or girlfriend, you will sometimes try these insane moves, it is a type of benchmark that has to be reached to try and settle the anxiety you have of trying to live up to this false sense of sex heaven!

I think that is why some men, even in their marriages have stashes of porn still laying around, go take a look in places you never have ladies, it is or is not there! Men are not happy with the performance of their missionary position every 4th week! And "going down" was only expected from the woman, but now men also do it to the partners!

Our dad's watched it, so why cant we? But how were they introduced to the nirvana? Their dad's had sex and thus you get families with eight brothers and 5 sisters, there was no exposure to porn, I mean there was no T.V's back then? We stumbled upon our stash by chance, or was it fate?

Men will watch porn, they will do so willingly or even unwillingly, it is like staying away from drugs, once you've been "bitten" it's hard to stop! Porn has become too mainstream nowadays, you can watch this fake shite on E.TV, that will teach you nothing, get with the times and go look for a stash.

Many men live in denial when it comes to watching porn, I don't know if it is for fear of being labeled a porn freak or just being viewed in a bad light? I know some men who watch the stuff excessively, to the point where they view woman as nothing but something to have animal like sex with! You sick bastard!

If you can, just try and get your hands on a good 1990's type porn flick, watch it with your wife....erm...just make sure it is clearly communicated through though. Look at why our dad's watched porn back in the nineties, there was no silicone breasts, no golden showers, no gaging and no ass licking, just good, enjoyable porn for the family, I would dare say that!

Classic porn is the whole reason you would find porn in your dad's secret space, sick porn is what you would find in a man's cupboard now, the man of today, the 30-40 year old segment, they have just gotten out of the whole sick porn era, the 20's is where the shite starts to get your eyes raising and your hair standing, and no, I have never seen any sick porn, but have heard of this nonsense, and I believe this is the reason why guys are like they are today, disrespecting woman and calling them girl dogs and all that!

Salute to all dad's who watched porn in the golden eighties and nineties, and by accident left some copies for us to see, and cursed be you who watches fake and sick sadistic porn!

The OS is outie and thinking of taking a golden shower..kakakaka

You also stole your dad's porn didn't you?

Well, I did, I can remember uncovering it in grade 8, I was searching the high cupboards for GOD knows what when I uncovered the scandal, well that was until I finally prayed my dad go away for the night or weekend and left me alone with the truth! Watching porn that time was so exciting, watching it full on was really pleasing, how the wonders of the real world opened up at that time, no longer did I think that when older people talked about "vry" they meant "sex".

This was borderline fun, and the sensation I got from the whole experience was mind blowing, it is there that I met Ona Zee, the "mature" porn star, I loved her so much. It would seem that me and my dad shared the same likeness at the time, because he seemed to know exactly what I liked? Strange ha?

Every time I put my hand, outstretched into that cupboard, I felt a new dawn, a new movie was laying around there scattered around the many, many titles of Loslyf and Hustler magazines. I could not wait for them to leave so that I can have my moment every teenager would dream of, many times I would watch all the movies and read all the magazines in there, and just bask in the ambiance of all that is PORN. I even thought I'd become a porn star one day just for the fun of having copious amounts of sex all the time with fine woman!

I soon discovered many of my friends have the same feel as I do, and they also went on a witch hunt for all that is porn in their houses, funny enough, they all found some form of jerk off *ladies dont read that* material in their homes, SHOCKING I know! We soon became enticed to take the risk of exchanging the stuff, and yes, it did change hands all the time! We fought many times over the best tapes, and where to watch it.....never again will you see guys watch porn together and respect it.

I can clearly say now that watching porn has taught me a lot, lets just say I know how to do porn stuff, what I do find interesting is that I do not view woman as many would think a porn freak would, well a grown up porn freak would just freak any one out, but when your young and learning, it is just ART! Man I knew all the "good" scenes and all the not so good scenes, I can now say that I have a high sex drive, I did have sex before deciding to wait for Batsheba until we get married, but I don't like the idea that the copious amounts of porn i watched while being a teenager is to blame for my high sex drive?

I can remember how I used to develop clever tactics to get the magazines in the toilet, I would figure out great ideas on how to get the magazines in and out without being noticed, and I stayed in the bathroom for a long time, it was like taking a pee, I had to do it everyday! This may sound alarming to some of our woman readers, I am sorry, i just had to blog about my ways when I grew up, and this was part of my life, I dare say about 70% thereof?

I was not interested in girls, booze or anything the teenager should be interested in, I just had my own world, with hot girls and great porn! I never got caught, I was too good at it, I can now say I will not look at porn any more, once you've felt and seen the flesh of a naked woman, all the Ona Zee's and the double...ehem, well all that porn stuff gets over shadowed by your love and lust for this person, it becomes more than just sex, it becomes a higher grade of pleasure, one that satisfies and dissatisfies, but you still love it!

More to cum..ehem, come on my porn experiences!

The OS is outie and so misses the PORN

I have a little sting in my spine everytime I see a watch, that is a wrist watch though. Think 50-60 year auld men on their yahts with the most insane timetronics on their wrists, think rappers with a wrist full of bezzel, bling and all things that should not be on a wrist, think woman who notice a man by the kind of watch he wears?