This one had to come out when playing with the kids in the bath -    :-)

There are troubles in my tummy
making bubbles from my bummy
brimming the bath
with bean aftermath
and the smell is far from yummy

Please use your imagination when reading, and enjoy:


Your clutch of breasts a sight to behold

"There are plenty potent pills of blue

His ancyllary income was raked                    

A friend of mine gave me an HTC X7500. Its like a mini laptop and cell phone combined. REALLY nice little gift, and it comes with all the little apps one would expect from a windows mobile 5 device. A great little tool for "on the go" quotes and emails. You do need to trick it into thinking its software certificates are up to date to continue using MSN though, but that is another story for another day when I feel like bashing Microsoft.