I'm not an addict.
Seriously I'm not.

Ok fine, just hold on while I light a smoke and grab a cup of coffee and I'll tell you all about it....

Technology just invades and infiltrates my life. It parades its expensive little appeal right under my nose, laughing at the empty pockets on my jean pant. I don't think I actively go seeking it. It just appears right there in front of me, and well, by hook or by crook I inevitably end up owning the cunning device.

What's worse, online - it's all free, or close to free, so there's even more places to get hooked into the interwebs.

So let's take a quick inventory.

Offline:
1 Laptop (Acer Dual core, 2GB RAM, 120GB HDD, ATI Radeon etc etc)
1 500GB external storage hard drive
1 120MB external storage hard drive
1 Sony Pocket digital camera (2 Batteries, 1.5Gigs of memory stick)
1 Nikon D80 SLR Camera (2 Batteries, 5Gigs worth of memory sticks, 2 lenses)
2 Cellphones (1 Nokia N95 and 1 HP Voice Commander (review to come soon))
1 Playstation Portable, unlimited games
1 60GB iPod with iTrip FM Transmitter (over 6000 songs - 300 megs free)
1 WiFi router connected to net
1 3rd-world-country-arms-cache of used/unused DVDs and CDs

Online:
3 Blogs (Mydigitallife, dewberry.co.za and 52weeks.co.za)
38 Firefox Web Browser Tabs currently open
59 Firefox Web browser extensions installed
5 email addresses (roughly)
53 unread mail messages (roughly)
169 unprocessed downloads
131 RSS Feed subscriptions
7547 Items from those RSS subscriptions read in the past 30 days
2 IM accounts (skype, Google Talk)
1 Twitter account
67 Facebook friends
53 329 people in my entire LinkedIn Network
1 178 Bookmarked items on del.icio.us
2 499 photos on Flickr
124 903 views of my most popular Youtube video

1 Girlfriend

0 time

You do the math, I'm going nuts here...

I think I need to declare Internet bankruptcy. I'm going away for the next week.

Tags: mydigitallife, inventory, addiction, numbers