I just need to share this.

Posted by The Source
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on Tuesday, 05 June 2007
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Got this in my mail today. Great joke after a long day.

IF THIS STORY DOESN'T MAKE YOU CRY FOR LAUGHING SO HARD, LET ME KNOW

AND I'LL PRAY FOR YOU.



THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS.

THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING

LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND

THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR. EVERY

MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP RIPPING THEM OFF BECAUSE IT

WAS

MAKING HER SICK. HE TOLD HER HE COULDN' T.STOP IT AND THAT IT WAS

PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE WAS CONCERNED

THAT ONE DAY HE WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS OUT. THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE

CONTINUED TO RIP THEM OUT. THEN ONE THANKSGIVING MORNING AS SHE WAS

PREPARING THE TURKEY FOR DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS SOUND ASLEEP, SHE

LOOKED AT THE INNARDS AND NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER AND ALL THE SPARE PARTS

AND A MALICIOUS

THOUGHT CAME TO HER. SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER

HUSBAND WAS SOUND ASLEEP AND, GENTLY PULLING THE BED COVERS BACK, SHE

PULLED BACK THE ELASTIC WAISTBAND OF HIS UNERPANTS AND EMPTIED THE

BOWL OF TURKEY GUTS INTO HIS SHORTS.



SOME TIME LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND WAKEN WITH HIS USUAL TRUMPETING

WHICH WAS FOLLOWED BY A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM AND THE SOUND OF

FRANTIC FOOTSTEPS AS HE RAN INTO THE BATH ROOM. THE WIFE COULD HARDLY

CONTROL HERSELF AS SHE ROLLED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, TEARS IN HER

EYES! AFTER YEARS OF TORURE SHE RECKONED SHE HAD GOT HIM BACK PRETTY

GOOD.. ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND CAME DOWSTAIRS IN HIS

BLOODSTAINED UNDERPANTS WITH A LOOK OF HORROR ON HIS FACE. SHE BIT HER



LIP AS SHE ASKED HIM WHAT WAS THE MATTER. HE SAID, "HONEY YOU WERE

RIGHT." "ALL THESE YEARS YOU HAVE WARNED ME AND I DIDN'T LISTEN TO

YOU". "WHAT DO YOU

MEAN?" ASKED HIS WIFE. "WELL, YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT ONE DAY I WOULD

END UP FARTING MY GUTS OUT, AND TODAY IT FINALLY HAPPENED." BUT BY THE

GRACE OF GOD, SOME VASELINE AND TWO FINGERS. I THINK I GOT MOST OF

THEM BACK IN."
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Port Pixie Tuesday, 05 June 2007

BRILLIANT!!!

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