Gadget grapes of wrath!
Let face it, living in Jo’burg a little smash and grab action is pretty much par for the course right? Someone smashes your window, goes after your laptop / hand bag etc these things happen right? Your own stupid fault for not putting aforementioned valuables in the trunk of your car, for being on your phone or fantasizing about what you would do if you won the lotto or if you are single what you would do if you were dating [insert name of dreamy celebrity / dish co-worker here]. Like I said par for the course. So you would imagine I would be taking it a little better that yesterday someone had a go at my front passenger window. I had my car fitted with an anti-smash and grab film which worked like a charm so my laptop was not stolen. However I am seething at the moment because the cheeky fellow didn’t have the good breeding or common courtesy to run after the attempt. Instead he casually sauntered off, secure in the knowledge that there would be no pursuit.
Now I don’t believe in firearms I just don’t, I feel one of the biggest problems in this country is that there are just too many guns licensed or otherwise, but I can’t help feeling the urge to get some means by which to defend myself and my family. Having spent the morning “researching” (haha ) various “scientific” YouTube videos on the merits of Tazers and Stun guns. I have decided to invest in a couple 3 million watt stun guns. Of course a stun gun is still no match for a more heavily armed assailant. Anyone care to wager how long its going to take me to electrocute myself?