Posted by The Source
The Source
Shrek sucks, unless you are a kid
User is currently offline
on Tuesday, 20 May 2008
in Digital Blogs
      I am thinking about starting a new business.

It is based on the Russian Bride website, which in my opinion is a form of human trafficking. I am going to sell Home Grown South African woman.

To start a business like this you need stock. That is the easy part.

I go to any Pretoria pub, make them drunk and then have my legal document way with them.
The drunker they are the easier it gets... I know you are having sexual thoughts now but I am in this from a business perspective.

If my plan works then I could be exporting 10 000 brides per year.

That means that over the next 5 years we can start a little Afrikaans community in Russia. This open a whole new market of opportunities for exports:

  • Boere Wors
  • Biltong
  • Castle Beer
  • 7 De Laan DVD Box sets
  • Ford motor spares
This might seems like a dodgy and cruel business, but in effect I will be doing the economy a favor. The beauty of this plan is that every year my stock will be filled up as Matrix start going to varsity and technicon.

I am also looking at the possibilities of Franchising the "harvest" areas.

If you are interested you can mail me at: This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it . Please don't steal this idea or try it at home.
Tags: Untagged


Charmed Tuesday, 20 May 2008

You have way too much time on your hands :grin :p :zzz 8)

Charmed Tuesday, 20 May 2008

Are you gonna interview and select potentials all by yourself?! :p

Drifter Tuesday, 20 May 2008

I would suggest a sister franchise called . Just as easy, if not more so. Purge England of those Essex girls :grin

DBS Tuesday, 20 May 2008

Source surely you would have to put them through some skills assessment test as well I mean wife stands for washing ironing f*****g etc for some people (but not for me)

salambander Wednesday, 21 May 2008

ZOMG!!!1!eleventy! I\'m totally interested. But your electronic mail address thingy aren\'t working. Maybe it are broken? Coz, like, emial adresses break all the tiem.

When i tried to emial you I got this:

Technical details of permanent failure:
PERM_FAILURE: DNS Error: Domain name not found

What do that meen?!

:upset :? :cry

You should set up a real one, just to see if you get responses. :)

Kitten Friday, 23 May 2008

Hee hee :p

nicolek has not set their biography yet
User is currently offline
nicolek Friday, 18 May 2012

7de laan

anychance i could order a 7de laan box set off you lol you can keep the bride

Please login first in order for you to submit comments