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Office Mysteries I Will Never Understand

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Precipice of Life

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My Secret

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Jugular

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Puzzle Pieces

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Writing Competition: Win a Course on How to Write!

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The Intricate Art of the Office Prankster

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10 Reasons why MyDL Rocks

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These are my Top 10 reasons why My Digital Life rocks:
 
  1. I get to earn money for my sushi kitty (no pun intended). And, as any dedicated sushi lover will tell you, them little raw fishies do not come cheap. So far, I have earned R70 which will almost satisfy at least one of my sushi cravings. (Note that this point can also applie to Red Wine)
 
  1. I get to blog. Ok, so there are loads of other sites I could go to but none of them are half as cool or funky as MyDL. And I speak from actually having blogged on three other South African blog sites as well as on other overseas sites.
 
  1. There is a Shout Box. I think this is such an awesome feature that most days I would rather just park off there than do anything else. I’m probably there right now.
 
  1. I love emoticons... Maybe a little too much...  They’re kind of addictive...  I can’t imagine writing something now without adding an emoticon... They have taken over my life...  Yes. They complete me...  
 
  1. Ok, so then there’s all those posts about gadgets and stuff. *scratches little blonde head* Let me tell you, as a technologically-challenged person, these tend to be really informative. I mean, who would have thought there was something called a BlackBerry?
 
  1. You can win really cool stuff. Competitions like the most recent one are a healthy motivating factor and as I tend to be quite a lazy writer, it’s great having an incentive to get the creative juices flowing.
 
  1. The staff are helpful and I would just like to publicly state that I need all the technical help I can get (refer point 5). I think most of the queries I’ve ever had were answered almost instantaneously and in comparison to other blog sites, this is definitely pretty impressive.
 
  1. You can see whose online at any given time. This is particularly useful if you are looking for someone to harass or annoy. And, if they don’t reply you know they are just ignoring you. This will be useful ammunition when you take it up with them outside later.
 
  1.  Blogs get highlighted and if you’re lucky and can spell and write real good, you might even make it to the “Writers That Rock” corner of fame. I mean, talk about an instant self-esteem booster.  
      
             And the last reason why MyDL rocks…
 
  1. I’m here... (I decided to self-inject my self-esteem – who knows when I will make “Writers that Rock” again.) 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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My Airconditioner Needs Servicing

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I was going to write something deep and meaningful but I changed my mind.
 
So instead I’m going to tell you about my dilemma over the air conditioning guy. He was at our office yesterday and for somebody who deals with cold air every day, this guy is surprisingly hot.
 
I have decided to send him an e-mail but I need some help with what to say.
 
These are the options I have come up with so far:
 
Option 1
 
“You’re quite hot for an air conditioning guy” – I love this one but it might embarrass him a bit.  
 
Option 2
 
“After you left yesterday, the vents above my desk started blowing hot. I think you need to come back and have another look at them” – This one is a bit safe and boring. And he might take it literally and actually come back. Well, that wouldn’t be an entirely bad thing now, would it?
 
Option 3
 
“I think my air conditioner at home needs servicing too” – I like this one best so far.  
 
I can’t wait for the aircons to break down again.
 
Hot Town Summer In The City
Back Of My Neck Getting Dirty And Gritty
Been Down, Isn't It A Pity
Doesn't Seem To Be A Shadow In The City
All Around People Looking Half Dead
Walking On The Sidewalk Hotter Than A Match Head
But At Night It's A Different World
Go Out And Find A Girl
Come On, Come On And Dance All Night
Despite The Heat It Will Be Alright
And Babe, Don't You Know It's A Pity
The Days Can't Be Like The Night
In The Summer In The City
In The Summer In The City
Cool Town, Evening In The City
Dressed So Fine And Looking So Pretty
Cool Cat Looking For A Kitty
Gonna Look In Every Corner Of The City
Till I'M Wheezin’ Like A Bus Stop
Running Up The Stairs Gonna Meet Ya On The Roof Top
But At Night It's A Different World
Go Out And Find A Girl
Come On, Come On Lets Dance All Night
Despite The Heat It Will Be Alright
And Babe, Don't You Know It's A Pity
The Days Can't Be Like The Night
In The Summer In The City
In The Summer In The City
Lyrics by Joe Cocker
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Hansel, Gretel and the Syringe of Lard

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Gretel tossed the miserable low-fat muffin into the bin and hollered for Hansel: “Hey fat boy, I’m going down to the woods, you coming?” Hansel grunted. As usual his podgy little head was buried deep in the fridge. A bit like a pig at a trough, thought Gretel in disgust. It was all his fault they had been put on the stupid diet. Just because he couldn’t manage his weight like she could their mother was making both of them eat the healthy garbage. Luckily, they knew a place where calories were king and the term “fat-free” was considered a swear word. 

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