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Tony Blair's Diary

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on Tuesday, 26 June 2007
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AFRICA - May 2007

Dear Diary,

Am anxious about the whole Libya leg but Cherry has packed bottled water, sterile surgical gloves and our traveling HIV emergency kit. Cherry’s thinking of adopting a little Libyan in an effort to soften our public image.

Have been given talking points for conversing with Gaddafi. My talking points for the big G:

1. Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

2. Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

3. [About Robert Mugabe] How can someone with glasses so thick be so stupid?

Mental note - must remember not to refer to the leader of the free world as the ‘axis of feeble’ now that I need a new day job.

My slogan for today - War. What is it good for? Absolutely everything.

My affirmation for today – I am a person of worth. People might still like me someday.

Over and out.

The Big TB
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