Am anxious about the whole Libya leg but Cherry has packed bottled water, sterile surgical gloves and our traveling HIV emergency kit. Cherry’s thinking of adopting a little Libyan in an effort to soften our public image.
Have been given talking points for conversing with Gaddafi. My talking points for the big G:
1. Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
2. Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
3. [About Robert Mugabe] How can someone with glasses so thick be so stupid?
Mental note - must remember not to refer to the leader of the free world as the ‘axis of feeble’ now that I need a new day job.
My slogan for today - War. What is it good for? Absolutely everything.
My affirmation for today – I am a person of worth. People might still like me someday.
Over and out.
The Big TB