Review: Gears of War

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Review: Gears of War.

 

This will be one the most awesome games you ever play. Go out and buy it right now. If you are at the office and can’t leave, log on to Kalahari and order it. Just get it, you won’t be sorry.
 
Gears of War takes place on a planet much like our own. The world as they know it is destroyed when a horde of monsters known as the Locusts rise up from beneath the earth. Most of the mayor cities are destroyed and only a handful of humans survive.
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Review - Hooked On: Creatures of the Deep

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Hitler gets banned from X-Box Live

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Bringing bad news to a psycho dictator is always scary; but someone has to tell Hitler he has been banned from X-Box live...

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Lost is lost.

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The TV series Lost has lost the plot. Warning *** the following article contains spoilers ***. Warning 2 *** the spoilers about to be revealed are really stupid ***.

 

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Review: Brain Challenge

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What is GOOP?

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What is GOOP? - It is Gwyneth Paltrow's website where she gives practical every day advice.

What is GOOP really? - It is a tribute to Gwyneth Paltrow by Gwyneth Paltrow.

Here is an incredibly funny article in Vanity Fair making fun of GOOP:
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2009/09/vanities-paltrow200909

Since when did Vanity Fair starting making fun of people?
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A tale of two New York cities (Part two)

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Last week a described the hell that is New York, in ‘A tale of two New York Cities’ when I reviewed Alone in the Dark. At any moment in New York there is a monster waiting to kill you. In Prototype it is the same, living in New York is a death sentence.

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A tale of two New York cities (Part one)

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I imagine that the people of New York live their lives in absolute fear. They spend their lives running from cover to cover because at any given moment there is some monster mercilessly hunting them down.

 

Alone in the Dark and Prototype are both set in the city of New York. In both games you wake up after being experimented on. In both games the experiment goes wrong and the citizens of New York get butchered.

 

In part one of this article, I will review Alone in the Dark. Next week in part two, I will take a look at Prototype.

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Are you a gigantic geek? You might be if you…

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Review:Star Wars - The Force Unleashed

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Star Wars is different from all the other N-Gage games because they use a new technology called Cell Weaver. You use your normal directions keys to ‘weave’ patterns. For instance, to use the Jedi power of Heal you would type: up, right, down, left. It is a real nice novelty and great to play with. Really makes Star Wars stand out from all the other N-Gage games.

The graphics are great and so is the sound. So where are the problems?

The 7 commandments of video games were written by David Wong for Cracked magazine. The fifth commandment states that: Thou shalt not force repetition on the player. That is exactly what they do in the Star Wars game.

Just before a boss battle there is always a little cut scene. The scene is always about the hero meeting the boss, they have some dialogue and then they fight. If you die during the fight, you have to watch the entire scene again. The scene can not be skipped. If you die 5 times you have to watch the scene 5 times. If you die 10 times, you have to watch the scene 10 times. Luckily the scenes are short enough not to kill the game play.

The biggest reason I would say not to buy  this game, it is very short. After playing for just an hour I completed the game, but one of the N-Gage point pick ups is only unlocked after playing 20 hours. So now I have to play a game, I already finished, for another 19 hours just so I can get the last pick up. (N-Gage pickups are like X-Box achievements, they are unlocked when you perform a certain feat inside the game, showing the whole world that you pwned the game.)

Playing the game for 19 hours is not an achievement, its just torture.

Verdict - Don't Buy
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