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Have you ever not been able to remember what you did the night before?
I can’t remember.
Have you ever woken up naked at a Chinese Restaurant?
No – but that might be because I have never fallen asleep naked in a Chinese Restaurant.
Ever wake up in someone else's bed?
Yes, but alcohol was only partly to blame.
Where do you buy your booze?
Wanderers, Woolies, wherever...
Ever puke in a bar or night club?
Yes – but in the loo, oh, and once in the ashtrays.
Ever get kicked out of a bar or night club?
Kicked out, no. Carried out, yes.
When do you plan to drink alcohol next?
Biggest regret while drunk?
Having my friends drop me off at home.
Are you a happy or angry drunk?
Very happy =)
Ever get busted with a fake ID?
What’s a fake ID? I did get asked my age on my 18th birthday, though.
When is the last time you blacked out?
I can’t remember (see above).
Have you drunk more than 1 shot of Stroh Rum in one night?
First and last time, to cap an evening in Windhoek. 3 shots...
Have you ever had a jello shot?
Do you get bad "beer goggles"?
Ever get drunk and sleep with "just a friend"?
Ever make out with a friends significant other?
What do you do to try and sober up?
Some sleep and black coffee.
Ever gotten a DUI or DWI?
No, but should have...
Ever tried to kill someone at McDonalds at 3 in the morning?
It’s all I can do to go to the Big M when I’m sober!.
Parked in a flower bed?
No, but I did collide with the fence around the dogs’ yard.
Have your friends ever told you they're concerned about your drinking?
Only on the way home.
Ever drive through someone’s yard?
No, unless the dog’s yard counts.
Ever woke up with no pants and not remember who took them or when?
No, thank goodness.
Ever stop puking to get in a fight?
I’m too small to fight.
Scotch (on the rocks).
South African... OK, Merlot, Shiraz, Cabernet – you get the picture
Not any more.
Not any more.
My Unique question:
Do you prefer to buy the first round or the last round?
The first round if I want them to remember I bought a round, the last one if I can limit it to the “survivors”.